Oh heavens, yes

[totalvirility]

Read this and tremble:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=13&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_china_chimpanzee

Comments

[lapsedmodernist]

awww you poor thing you are looking for anyone who still smokes, any companion, simian or not!

[totalvirility]

Apparently everybody's been sexually frustrated, because smoking is the new quitting smoking. Everything non-smoky is smoky again, including Ed, Chad, John and Allie.
I win.

[fortypaces]

first koko wanted a dentist, and now this.

fiction!

j

[totalvirility]

Are you suggesting the story's fiction, or demanding fiction from me?