12hrs of tattooing.
my leg is the size of a linebacker.. though these pictures dont emphasize the swelling.
its on fire, bags of ice dont do anything, and im a teensy bit miserable.


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mc hammer definitely looked me up and down for a good 45 seconds today.
best/creepiest moment of my life.

almost.

divorced.

life is so unfair.

somebody's got the best of me.

i swear im getting more hood rich every day.
my cell phone screen doesnt work at all, so i take my chances any time it rings. and the antenna is taped on with red electrical tape.
and now im wearing dunks...
what is this?

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you should see me putting lightener and foils in my own hair right now.
it basically looks like an elementary childs valiant attempts to channel outer space via tin foil antennas.
killer.

i have a crush and a half.

perusing the wreckage and assessing the devastation.

i need a billion dollars.

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i had a nightmare two nights ago. i was in a grocery store with one all glass wall behind me. as the lady was ringing me up [she was looking out the all the windows].. her face went completely blank and white, so i turned around to see what she was looking at. the building adjacent to the grocery store was an apartment complex and about six floors ( Read more... )