Eighteenth Death 〰 [Accidental Video?]

[totallygaaay]

[The video starts out black with a light buzzing sound. Tatsumi's voice is muffled and there is a few seconds of shuffling sounds. When the light hits the camera, it's obvious Tatsumi is taking the device from his pocket. One of his bushy eyebrows rises as he glances down at it.]

So, it actually DOES shock ya if ya ignore it! Huh...

[There is a

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[fierybluebird]

Holy shit.

You all right mate?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Weird pause.]

You now have me worrying that the only reason I can handle certain things is that my brain cells regenerate better than most. [Shakes his head, just going to avoid thinking on that. But seriously, all new meaning to "birdbrain."]

Does he taste good?

Japan made a map program. You didn't see it?

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Ha ha, isn't it cool? We've got the advantage over everyone else!

Ya, kind of. Like.... burgers and vanilla. I guess it's an acquired taste.

Oh, ya!! I forgot about that!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Kind of.

Eh? That actually sounds pretty good though... if I was a carnivorous zoan. [Which he's not. And thank god, because Whitebeard pirate + bloodthirsty monster amped up to Lucci's level would be the scariest thing ever.]

Yeah you sound a little scrambled still.

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Ya should become one! Then ya can taste Japan! He's kinda what I'd expect from him. Ha ha!

[His eyes turning red possibly at the thought f blood or maybe just because he was still jittery]

I guess I am! Good thing I'm not a bird like you. Then again, I guess ya a dude so no eggs to scramble anyway. Lucky for you!!

[Tatsumi scoots back to sit against the same tree that transferred the electric shock to him earlier. Yea, a little brain fried.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Oh? [Eyes narrow dangerously along with his tone.] And what does Japan taste like?

I'm fine with being a male bird. Carnivorous isn't my style.

[He'll come back to the tree in a bit.]

[Video] I love that line.

[totallygaaay]

Ha ha, wouldn't you like to know?

[Tatsumi fears nearly nothing.]

Can't help what ya are, I guess.

[Yes, don't let the nest get cold]

[Video] XD

[fierybluebird]

Yes. And make sure you don't find out again... except for extreme circumstances. [Marco really shouldn't be making such kinds of allowances gosh.]

Beyond that, I like it. Would you change being a werepire?

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Ha ha! No promises, birdy~!

[Not when Tatsumi is having as much fun with the threats as he is.

There is a pause.]

Nah. This is what's best for me. I'm rare enough as it is.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

No promises I won't tell America then~

Being rare is fun though, eh. In its own way.

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Ha ha! ya think he doesn't already know?

[You're talking to a guy who got "Good puppy" pets and even sex for hurting Japan. Tatsumi isn't worried at all.]

Ya!

[He repeats himself, sounding a bit more distant.]

Ya...

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Even for the biting? Damn. Marco thought America would get jealous again.]

Ah Tatsumi, you still there? That tree got struck by lightning didn't it?

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

[Details. Details. Details. Biting Japan can be classified as revenge for America, can't it?

Blinking, he comes out of his daze.]

Huh?

[Tatsumi looks up at the branches above]

Ha! So, that's where the smoky-fire smell was coming from!!

[The tree is still on fire, but the storm seems to have eaten most of the flames by now.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at with a giant line-face. Not that Marco is ever going to be one to tell people to get away from flames. His own fire happens to like them after all, but seriously Tatsumi, what even?]

Well... at least you know how it happened?

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

[Small brain damage or too much time around America? Really, he is just playing up being a derp.]

I guess! Ha ha!

Wonder why I'm not burned...

[He was, slightly]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[So all of the above.]

You should see your ears mate.