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[totaldarp]

Apparently my grandfather pays so much attention to my cousin's year and a half year old son because he's, "the last chance for intellect in the Smith family."

Edit: Papa says that I am too old to have a child with any intellect. Which is confusing because my cousin is OLDER than me.

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[richips]

OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THERE ajdshskjdhkuyfjsdhfjdhf you don't deserve this shit

[totaldarp]

It gets better. See edit.

[landroide]

WHEN DID PAPA BECOME AN OB/GYN???

Also, my mom was 27 when she had me, so papa can eat a bouquet of dicks.

[totaldarp]

Awwwwwww.... you always say the sweetest things!!