tales of local douchebaggery

[tosei]

Noted musician and ford truck advocate Toby Keith is opening a country theme resteraunt slash music venue in OKC tomorrow, and then one on Vegas next week. I used to feel bad that ol' toby was from OKC, but then I learned that he's actually from Moore, which kind of makes sense. Anyway, the resteraunt is going to be called, I shit you not, Toby

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[genghiscohen]

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I LOVE THIS BAR AND GRILL.......E

[tosei]

Exactly.

[nessachan]

ahaha.. I would so eat at Woody Guthrie's place...

Would the kids' menu be "Arlo's Picks" ?

(ahahha.. this ham is your ham.. ahaha...)

Ahh.. It's morning, I'm tired, and that seemed hillarious. =)

[tosei]

I am generally funnier if you're sleep deprived, drunk, or otherwise intoxicated.

And there would also be kids placemats/activity sheets in which a cartoon arlo guides you through the world of postwar political folk.

[centuryofelvis]

MOORE-ons....

see! I can't put money in the pun jar because you were actually the one who read it in your apartment! Put money in, Colin.

[tosei]

well, I already own 10% of my future wages to the pun jar for the this ham is your ham sandwich.

[thrueyessoblue]

this has, quite possibly, made my entire week. and i would be at that Woody Guthrie restaurant every single day.

and i'm thinking that we should add the words 'future pro wrestler' to the otherwise classy resume of Toby Keith...

[tosei]

He kind of has a Randy "Macho Man" Savage look in that photo.

[embarcadero]

I hear Toby is opening one in Branson called I Love This RV Park... And All You Can Eat Catfish Buffet.

I am opening I Love This Lounge... And Bistro.

and its italian counterpart I Love This Wine Bar... And Trattoria.

[tosei]

"I Love This Dog Track...And Snack Bar"