Meme: Hypothetical AU Meme

[torra]

I can't help but feel like I'm spamm'n ya all, but I'm pretty clearly in a minor manic phase with all my babbling. I think it's a reaction to the Orap, I was to phyicaly depressed to do anything, could't see more then a few feet ahead of me, couldn't walk or move long or far, kept stumbling so bruses everywhere...so I (as I always do) retreated

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[anonymous]

Hmmm... let's see... I want to see the Smoke Trilogy (duh) pirate-style!

[watcher457]

this was me, btw. i'm a loser, yes i know.

[torra]

I had a breaf moment of Pegboy!Tony, but tha's not even remotly historicaly accurate, so no. Lets see, okay, I don't actualy have any of the books here with me, so I'm having to doubble check names as I go, so sorry if I blank on one.

Mason is the captain of a Pirate Ship, but realy he's just a figure head, but he's dashing and charming, so people all think he's someone they should follow blindly. But in truth, the ship is really run by Lee, the first mate.

The crew of The Darkest Night attacks and board a merchent vessel, The Vancouver and take it's crew hostage. Mason imideatly latches onto the lone young maden travling on the ship, the Lady Amy, but she not only shuns his advances, but openly mocks him. Lee, however, is more drawn to the Lady Amy's travling servent, a young man by the name of Tony

[watcher457]

*is ded* omg! that's hysterical! i love it!

[caersmane]

and like, no requests for "The Batchlor AU Where They're All Lesbian Hookers!" or anything)

Dammit, you read minds don't you? *goes off to think of another one*

[torra]

::sighs:: ::shakes head:: Okay, just for you...don't say I never did noth'n for ya. ::blows bangs out of face::

"Ladies and Gentelemn, Viewers everywhere, welcome to the new season of 'The Bachlor: Lesbian Hookers Eddition'! We have assembled here today a group of 30 wemon, all looking for a good time at a cheep price, and vieing for the 'attentions' of our lovely 'Lady', Candi (with an I). Who will win? Who will our Candi (with an I) choose to be her John...er...Jane? Who will she give her rose to....er....her...Herpies to?" ::hosts looks confused:: ::looks down at his cue cards:: ::clears his throat:: ::looks back up:: "We're in for an intresting year full of duct tape and blood tests, folks. And because they're all lesbians...and hookers, this season will only be one episode. Chances are, they'll go out once, fuck, and move in togehter...So welcome to The Bachlor: Lesbian Hookers!"

::goes to take a shower to get the badness off her::

[caersmane]

\o/ YOU KNOW YOU WANTED TO DO IT
Okay for that, a one time only, I will reciprocate and you can pick an AU for me to do (dS or Stargate only though, sorry, I'm not really into other fandoms right now!). Anything at all, no restrictions.
*glories in the horrificness of this*

[torra]

::facepalm:: Just for you, girl. Just for you...

And because you gave me two choices (\o/) I had to make it a crossover! How about a "dueStargate AU": RayK and Fraser (and other chractors of your choice) are an SGA team (and if the two have a run in with McKay, all the more YAY!)

[tinheart]

Angel as a Space Opera!

[torra]

Okay, I'm tired as all fuck, expected to be asleep hours ago, but as I was dozeing off, your AU crept in, and I knew if I waited 'til morning, half of it would be lost. So I got up, booted Tenrai, and am just gunna scribble it as it comes. Typos abound.

The years is 3293, and the Humans and Demons have been at war for nearly a century.

Humans tend to take things at face value, combine them to their lowest common denominator, and deminunise them. We see a land mine with a coil spring detonator that clicks when you step on it, we call it a Bouncing Betty (Veit Kong), things like that.

We reached space. We spread out. We met new and alien reaces with powers and techology far beyond that of our own, we call the Demons

[torra]

And so he fought, first alone, but slowly gathering around him a rag-tag team of others who did not fit elsewhere. Otherwise with the desire to fight, but with no one to fight beside him.

Doyle, a halfbreed, human father, but a mother of Blue blood and green skin. He had betrayed his secret to the wrong person, a lover who had turned on him in favor of a full blooded demon, one not tainted by human stain. He had lost his will to live, and fought in the hopes that he might do something useful before he died in battle

[rickybuchanan]

If I'm too late for this, just let me know, but I'd love to see the NCIS AU where Our Heroes actually run a childcare center, y'know, the "No Child Is Scared" centre.

[torra]

Nope, not to late, I'm leaving it open indefinatly at this point. Not really in a writing mindset right now, but I'll probably get this to you by the end of the night. I can never turn my back on the NCIS Boys (and girls) for long. ::G::

[rickybuchanan]

I have no NCIS or SPN icons. I must remedy this.

Just wanted to add: "No Child Is Scared" is a dumb acronym, I just wanted it to match NCIS. If you can think of a better one, please do!!

Hugs,
Ricky

[torra]

I Haven't Forgotten! Health kinda crashed. I'm gunna try to do it tomorrow night after my meds refill. And I'll see what I can do about the "N.C.I.S", I do have a freekish gift for that kind of thing, I don't know why. I'll work on it. ::winks:: Really, haven't forgotten!

And while I love SPN, I don't have any SPN icons, but I can help you with NCIS! I get most of mine though ncis_icons. Great mix of first timers and near-pros in quality.