i want you to meet this

[toppermost]

this is my cat andy who my parents got right after my mom got knocked up with me. he was my dad's favorite cat so he ended up just like my dad: a grouchy bitch, but kind of awesome. one time i saw him stalking a gopher or something, so I decided to go pick him up, and he bit me really hard. i still have scars on my arm which are really funny. we

Comments

[porkfwiedwice]

THAT FAT CAT AND SADIE CAN BURN IN PET HELL.

[easyfish]

Do not fuck with Brown Dog, or I will sabotage your entry into the Miss Saigon pageant.

[nomoreheritage]

Hi Andy. You were my first memory of Kate's house, which I always saw as ideal because when I was little I wanted three younger siblings, two dogs, and three cats. Also you were Kate's middle name so she'll never completely forget you. And I'll never forget the story of you protecting that litter of mice in the bathroom. You were always on the top bunk in Diana's room, and even though everyone said you were grouchy, you were always nice to me. I miss you, and Sophie, and Rocky, and all the associated memories of a younger Lee family... and a younger me.

[toppermost]

it was actually just one mouse in the bathroom but oh my gosh i totally forgot about that!!! hahahaha that was hilaaaaarioussss

[toppermost]

me too! I think I overuse it actually

[exaust]

waaahh i hate my life

[exaust]

oh but andy decided to become friends with me not vice versa