A little wind can't hurt (Prompt 219:Wind)
Title: A little wind can't hurt
Rating: G
Characters: Ten/Jack
Summary: Wind can be a word for a fart
A/N: Written for dw100 using the prompt Wind
Jack and the Doctor had this little bet of who would make the deadliest fart. The prize for this was the choice of their next destination. The Doctor had won many times and Jack was starting to lose his patience.
One day though Jack decided to eat two cans of Heinz baked beans to see if that would finally get him victory.
“Oh what’s that smell?” The Doctor asked a few hours later.
“That was me!” Jack announced with a grin. “I ate two cans of baked beans.”
“No actually it was me as I ate three cans, sorry Jack!”