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Constantine

Feb 18, 2005 01:24

Director: Francis Lawrence. Screenwriter: Kevin Brodbin. Based on characters from the "Hellblazer" graphic novels by: DC Comics/Vertigo. Cast: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBoeuf, Tilda Swinton, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Gavin Rossdale, Peter Stormare. Running time: 117 minutes. MPAA Rating: R, for violence and demonic images ( Read more... )

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theskooch February 18 2005, 07:05:47 UTC

Well I was going to wait for it to come out on DVD anyways. These days that doesn't take too long for box office failures. I think Elektra's coming out in April.

andythesaint February 20 2005, 01:38:20 UTC

You should do a Keanu Reeves Top Five. It could be fun.

theskooch February 20 2005, 05:55:25 UTC

Fun for who?

let me delve from my traumatic memories brodie808 February 20 2005, 15:53:08 UTC

5. The Matrix Revolutions (straight up mails it in)
4. Point Break ("I'm an FBI Agent." 'Nuff said.)
3.Dracula (taken from the IMDB: "wait till you hear Reeves say the phrase "If I may inquire . . .", or, even better, the place-name "Bukovina" (!) in a "British" accent. PRICELESS.")
2. The Devil's Advocate (Reeves and southern accents go together like Paris Hilton and Harvard.)
1.Johnny Mnemonic (The worst lines of dialogue delivered by the worst actor ever: *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.)

Re: let me delve from my traumatic memories theskooch February 20 2005, 20:54:13 UTC

Now I'm confused. These are your Top five K Reeves movies, or Bottom five?

Re: let me delve from my traumatic memories brodie808 February 21 2005, 00:15:21 UTC

bottom

Re: let me delve from my traumatic memories theskooch February 21 2005, 09:42:25 UTC

I shall adjust the index then.