Dwight Yoakam's got my back. So step the fuck back. If any gay comments are left, you have weiner teeth.

Concerts in basements rule when you smelly foam hanging on the wall and the place is infested with cheap beer and number one fans.

This snow shit can hum a sack. Two weeks=Arizona. Righteous.

I'm talking about snow. I went to work today, and it was insane 4 foot high drifts left and right. Everywhere else, knee-mid thigh deep. Of course, I was a dumb ass and thought "there is no way in hell we'll go out" but I didn't check the weather. If it's below 17, we don't go out. It was 20. "FUCK...ASS!" The cold didn't bother me, but ' ( Read more... )

Clayton woke up and is in a unpleasant mood. Different for him. He's staying out of sight for as long as possible. What a thinker. I really think he needs to stop being such a chicken shit coward. Honestly. He's about to get his ass beat ( Read more... )

I've lost 6 pounds in 3 days, and I'm not telling how. Unless you butter me up or something rather nice. I had to drill a new hole in my belt today. Work was fun today. I had a nice talk with the boss in the office, pssh. There was also lot's of fights that almost happened. Oh yeah, Rich hit me in the junk with a snowball. YOWZA! Fat fuck ( Read more... )

metallihead8402: how would you feel if i told you i think you cracked or broke one of my ribs with a bowling shoe last night ( Read more... )

Pulp Fiction (mia is madd hot)
Return Of The Living Dead (Classic)
House On Haunted Hill (My favorite Vincent Price movie?)
The Evil Dead (Best of the Trilogy)

Fuck, I need to get out of the house.

Sometimes, I question if it's mutual...

the first time I saw you,
you took my breath away
did I tell you, baby
you are the joy of my life
I must be the luckiest man alive

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So, what's been going in the life and crime of Clayton? Hmm, I got my truck back. My truck > your vehicle > your parents vehicle. I'm musically frustrated. I want a plasma tv, but it's out of my price range as of the moment. Why did you have to show me those, Elonne? Huh? I still aiming to go to AFI record release show and meet all the neato ( Read more... )