4th Tooth Lost - Action

[toothsnort]

[So he just rose from the dead, and, not only that, but he has a big ass cape, weird nice clothes, and for some reason he wants to grab people and drag them off somewhere. As far as Rittz can tell, that means only one thing

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Hope you don't mind a backtag!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[You might not have encountered Key-Fu before, but he's currently in your way, fists on hips and grinning all crosseyed.]

I seem to have encountered another masked tuxedo! Truly today is a day of potable portent!

[toothsnort]

[Oh hey groovy another hero. Rittz is totally amicable to that!]

You said it man!

....What exactly did you say?

[monk_of_keyfu]

Behold!

[Key-Fu dramatically points right to the bridge of Joshua's nose!]

You have become an agent of the Ballroom Blitz!

[toothsnort]

[Rittz gasps for a minute at first before his eyes just light up, almost childishly, in their joy.]

Really!

I'm part of a super hero group?!

[monk_of_keyfu]

You misconstrue, for it is the spirit of Bela Lugosi that haunts you!

[toothsnort]

Really?

Why's he doing that? That's kind of assholish.

[monk_of_keyfu]

Truly it is a malicious mystery made by the friendly facade of this fiendish flower field!

[toothsnort]

...Okay you're kinda doing that thing where I don't really know what you're saying again.

[Sorry, Rittz isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.]

[monk_of_keyfu]

[And neither is Key-Fu!]

My good man, I speak of the tuxedo trappings that confine you!

[toothsnort]

Y'know, I'm not really sure it's entrapment! I kinda like the tuxedos!

Drat, I had this typed up and never hit "Post" @_x;

[monk_of_keyfu]

I speak not of the blue cage! It is the vile village that has turned you into a toddling terror from Tinseltown!