Um.

[tooth_and_tail]

Does anyone know the laws regarding killing people who are supposed to already be dead? Not zombies.

I need to go back home again.

Comments

[outforyou]

i'm fairly certain that if there is a death certificate then provided you never actually get caught you're fine, seeing as nobody's looking for that person. unless it's that you're actually trying to re-kill a body that is actually right in front of you dead, and then your name's vivian something and you are a frustrated sort of soul and are from a story about american law.

[tooth_and_tail]

no, not that.

the part where you brought math into it.

that's terribly cruel, you know, you're breaking my heart utterly.

[outforyou]

i think it was even wrong math, too, if that helps.

[tooth_and_tail]

you're trying to kill me, aren't you.

[outforyou]

well, of course i am, because i'm in love with you and you spurned me so i have to kill you so no one else can have you. duh.

[tooth_and_tail]

... when did I do that?

[outforyou]

you never even noticed, that's how insenstive you are.

[seqlock]

Oh, you are on, little mafia ballerina.

[outforyou]

arrest me why don't you, thief

[seqlock]

FINE.

[outforyou]

TOTALLY CHEATING TO USE YOUR POWERS LIKE THAT

[seqlock]

I suppose it isn't really a fair fight, is it.

[outforyou]

no no it is not. we need something better.

[seqlock]

Cards.

[outforyou]

yes! come to the hole sometime when you're in london and i will kick your arse at cards. not that it will mean anything obviously because i'm just not good enough for him ;_;

[seqlock]

I promise I will, yes, and you're right.

You're really just not.

Because I'm perfect.