[Voice] {A safer cooking time!}

[toomanypetals]

[The voice on the other end sounds reluctant, grumpy, annoyed all at the same time. As if the person speaking really didn't like talking to people. Which is...ENTIRELY TRUE, OF COURSE.]

.....Oi. I'm getting tired of eating the same crap every day.

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[There is a very long pause. Very long. One might wonder if the feed ended, or

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[patchworkdoctor]

[He's totally covered in grease and dirt.] Can't you read a cookbook?

XDDD Stein: Kanda thinks? News to me.

[patchworkdoctor]

1000 milliliters. It's a liquid measurement.

Heeeey just because he's not the smartest doesn't mean he doesn't think!

[toomanypetals]

Tch. Never heard of it.

[What is metric? I don't even.]

Aww. <3

[patchworkdoctor]

... You'll need measuring cups.

>>;;

[toomanypetals]

Tch... right.

[He has some, but...]

...Mine are all in the normal measurements.

[patchworkdoctor]

What are the "normal" measurements?

[toomanypetals]

....Cups?

[Said in that typical "What are you an idiot" tone.]

[patchworkdoctor]

...A liter is about four cups.

[toomanypetals]

...About one quart. Why don't they just fucking call it that?!

[patchworkdoctor]

Because it's an entirely different system of measurement.

[toomanypetals]

...Shit.

[Massive scowl please.]

[patchworkdoctor]

I can help you convert it, if you need it.

[toomanypetals]

Tch. ...Thanks.

[patchworkdoctor]

I am a teacher.

[toomanypetals]

....

[Just. Suspicious stare. He still doesn't trust you, screwball.]

[patchworkdoctor]

..... I am.