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[tookhishand]

[this is a post for Skye's texts. open forever and ever.]

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[totheskye]

[It's sad that only Skye will ever text him. But happy that he will text him so relentlessly often? 8D]

heeeeeeeere puppy. i gotta doggy biscuit for u :P

[totheskye]

[And the night before previous, because skye is drunk and BECAUSE:]

yo, dognald. im gettin laid. you gettin dlaid? you should get laid. and drisnk. with me. get drunk with me not get laid by me, yknow what i mean.

unless you suddenly fisdfnd me inexpleicably attractive? ;)

[totheskye]

adcutally nothats fuckin gross thatd be like fuckin my old master. i saw him naked, dude had a wrinkly dick

dyou got a wrinkly dick?

[totheskye]

or is it like ribbbed for my pleasureer? ;D

[totheskye]

ddude dyou even know how to text u never rteply to anythin i say?

OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T WORK A PHONE WHAZTS WROMG WITH U?

[tookhishand]

It was the full moon last night. Check the calendar next time.

[totheskye]

oh shit right. have fun doggin?

by which i mean turnin into a dog not public sex in acar

[tookhishand]

Somehow not surprised there's a term for that.