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[avec_sagesse]

So, this guy has been trying to pick up on me and evidently, he knows nothing about women, because what follows is a story he told me

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[foreign_xchange]

1) ewwww
2) ewwww what a total creep

my arse is exit-only forever!

[avec_sagesse]

Rofl, my sentiment exactly. =S

[makale_83]

Its really not that bad to be honest, however I definitely don't prefer it.

[foreign_xchange]

I prob sound a bit prudish but the whole idea makes me feel ill. my ex used to go on about sticking a finger up there because he knew "I'd love it because his ex did" -_- I always told him not to fucking dare, and he did it once when I was drunk and it made me feel physically sick. I was so pissed off with him.

[avec_sagesse]

LMFAO. I SAID THIS SAME THING TO MY BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT.

"The way I see it, the day you're willing take one in your ass, I'll take on in mine."

[creativexangst]

Thats funny, my guy agreed. Hmm....

[lacrimaeveneris]

Dan Savage would just say that he's GGG. Alternatively, he might just REALLY like the idea of anal :P

[mythos]

I... cannot believe he thought that saying that kind of shit (haha) would make you want him. I just. what?

[avec_sagesse]

RIGHT ?!
Who gets off on that ? =S
Oh, can I please have a man that will degrade me and treat me like a dog ? >.<
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE ?!

[cielamara]

Some people do totally get off on that.

But...

I picture this scene and I kind of want to vomit. Like, seriously, it is harshing my squee over this cheese dip shit.

THAT is the sign of a good TMI post!

[avec_sagesse]

I know they do, that's the crazy part.
I don't get ittt. =(

Oh, well. To each his own. ;)

I'm not saying I don't like kinky. My guy calls me a whore when we fuck. But he always follows it up with pillow talk that includes, "I don't really think you're a whore..." Lmfao.

Idk. Different strokes, eh.

[mixtape__murder]

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
/clerks 2
Also, we have a "gross sex" tag, which I feel works as sort of a catch-all, I guess.

I now feel sick. I don't wanna eat poop :(

[avec_sagesse]

Oooooh, I didn't see that one. My bad. xD

...Lmfao, "I don't wanna eat poop." You're cute.

[syncopated_time]

I have no problem with ass sex, but with the caveat that "If you don't like poo, use a condom." I mean, you're going in the poop hole, the possibility of poop on your dick is HIGH. Don't act all surprised or like it's MY FAULT when it happens. If you wanna risk it, that's great with me. Just take whatever measures you need to beforehand.

Any guy who would tell a story like that and expect you to be interested afterwards is a total douchefuck and not worthy of your time or attention.