Accidental Douche

[worryful]

I don't know how to make cuts, if someone wants to teach me please do! This is my first post, long time lurker first time poster, thank you thank you.

So I was pretty stressed tonight, and what do I like to do when im stressed? Go have a nice bubbly bath in our jet/spa whatever you like to call it tub. I don't use these often so i'm fairly new to

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[avec_sagesse]

...Lmfao.
Idk about douche so much as enema.

Totally nasty, man.
Bravo.

[worryful]

I don't know, all I know is both flush you the fuck out and this did more than that.

I can't move my ass at all. Like it hurts my hole :(

[avec_sagesse]

First anal experience, I take it ?
Thinkin' about going for more ?

Ahahahaha.
Jokes, jokes.

[worryful]

LMFAO No it's not! This was just so fucking high pressure like.. I don't know it was as if Blastoise (yeah I mentioned a damn pokemon) was at the end of my ass and was fucking shooting me in the rectum.

I'm lucky I don't have water in my small intestines.

[worryful]

Just saying this is perhaps going to be my favourite community, because I love nasty things.. And talking about nasty things is so much funner.

[ballroom]

ia.

<333 britney

[ballroom]

reading this really made me miss my old garden tub with jets. I loved getting off with those things.

[zombieoutrage]

I was...going to say something about the time I went skinny dipping and got off on pool jets but I was too distracted to actually tell the story because oh my god your icon makes me want starbucks.

[ballroom]

I like icons of yummy things.

case in point.

[worryful]

Really? I mean really? That would be sooo uncomfortable.

[worryful]

Really?!

[misswyoming]

Hahaha I love this.