meme fruit #1.

[tongzhiai]

For ayray, who wanted a sort of sequel to the divorce settlement, where the other members react to the Kangteuk. This turned out silly, and rather short. Probably works without knowing the original story, too.

the nile
super junior, established kangteuk, ninja!sihan, pg-13. ~500 words.

Comments

[jaded_skys]

I love you so, so hard. ♥

It took Kangin 18 years to forget the face Ryeowook made when they broke him the news.

That made me picture the most sad face ever on poor little Wook's face, like learning the Easter Bunny isn't real, or that there's no such thing as a tooth fairy. Such loss of innocence.

“Maybe it's a Mokpo saying.”
“Yeah,” Heechul agreed, “I'm sure Mokpo natives have lots of sayings about blowjobs.”

ajdhjfdlhfajdshfkja ♥

[jaded_skys]

Also, omgwtf first?! \o/

[tongzhiai]

I'm always unsure when it comes to Ryeowook characterization but what you described fits him so perfectly I'm glad I left it sort of ambiguous like that.

Thank youuu.

[vanillacat]

OH WOOKIE. For some reason that one made me laugh the most. That and what's-a-homo!Shiwon. AND DONGHAE TOO, OMG. You did them so perfectly. ♥

... This kind of makes me want to write "KangTeuk are making a lot of noise in the bedroom and Ryeowook is in the family room, rocking back and forth on the couch, eyes wide in horror" fic. D'awwww.

[tongzhiai]

I'd write that but hell I already feel like I'm fast making a cliché out of people being traumatized by seeing Kangteuk in action. :P

Thanks. :)

[vanillacat]

I had a somewhat similar experience for a [brief] period of time when two of my best friends thought they were lesbian for each other (Oh, the teenage years) and damn, that was AWKWARD. So I suppose I can sympathize a bit with what the rest of SuJu experienced. 8D

If only I could write worth a damn. I'll give it a shot eventually, just because Ryeowook is the most adorable little baby boy, but no guaruntees on quality. :[

[tongzhiai]

Aw, if that was awkward for you, must've been even more akward for them to realize maybe they weren't really *that* into each other. ;D

[happiestwhen]

“He looks all innocent but inside he's a mini-Heechul. So he talks less. Don't let it fool you.”

omg somehow this just made me squeal with delight. maybe because i imagined an actual mini-heechul. like an action figure... like-- ok, i'll stop. this was so funny and cute and i love how you included everyone and your heechul (and his whole two lines of dialogue in this) continues to pwn me. also kibum and hyuk. and i hope siwon keeps being so hysterically naive about everything, it is greattt. :DDD ♥

[tongzhiai]

Kibum would so carry one. Then it'd break and he'd slip it into Shindong's coat pocket and Shindong would accidentally take it out in front of Heechul and Heechul would be like WTFFFF and "why do I only have one arm?" and Shindong is all "wtf I honestly have no clue" and Heechul gets all *suspicious* and well, blah blah blah you know, ghei happens.

I think EHB (omgomgomg when is that DBSK ep coming out? squeeeee) has reshaped my idea of Siwon like this. His reaction to everything just seems so friggin' pure.

[tongzhiai]

I think Big Bang fancies you: http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/958/389281hb1.jpg

[ayray]

Just so you know... I'm reading it now, and it is 0:53 of 30th of December here, and it's the biginning of my birthday, and that's the best present EVER! I'm so happy, you can't even imagine!

[ayray]

...and I see some spells in the post above... ahem.

[tongzhiai]

Heee happy birthday! Glad you enjoyed it. ^^

[ayray]

Remember I told that my sister translated the most chapters of Prison!AU? Well, she still had not finished, but she translated "the divorce settlement", and I was beta for that work, and I swear we did great job, I'm really proud of it =)
And I'm sorry, because I should have asked for your permission beforehand, but... here is the link for the translation.
In the comments they pee with boiling water because the fic is just that great =))))
LINK: http://lalaif.diary.ru/?comments&postid=39573611

[tongzhiai]

LOL, yes. EHB has shaped my Siwon characterization so much. He's just so ...pure. :D

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.