Comments | tongodeon: Let This Be A Lesson To You! (LTBALTY)

tongodeon

Let This Be A Lesson To You! (LTBALTY)

Apr 12, 2008 11:35

Whenever matrushkaka or I screw up I'll shake my fist dramatically and shout "Let this be a lesson to you!" I'm not attempting to call anyone an idiot when I say this - it's just that failure is eduational. There are valuable lessons in failure, even epic failure, and if you learn from your failures you won't do them again. Conversely, if you don't learn ( Read more... )

washlet, recurring phrase

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itsacountry April 12 2008, 20:49:09 UTC

As a point of information, when one uses a water-spray device to clean their bum rather than conventional wipes, do you dry off, or pants up while still drippy?

tongodeon April 12 2008, 22:51:56 UTC

Excellent question. You've got two options. The Toto S-300 is equipped with a butt-dryer, similar to the hand-dryer in commercial bathrooms. But I am an impatient person and the sound of turbines near my butt is disconcerting, so I dry off with 19th century paper the same way that I'd towel off my entire body after a shower. This is generally a two-square operation.

madbodger October 28 2008, 21:24:13 UTC

Excellent question.
You've got two options.
The Toto S-300 is equipped with a butt-dryer,
Similar to the hand-dryer
In commercial bathrooms.
But I am
An impatient person
And the sound of turbines
Near my butt is disconcerting.

Nice scansion, dude.

great Buzz.... drieuxster April 15 2008, 21:08:16 UTC

I soo want to support this LTBALTY, since the english lAnguage has problems with the lack of a fourth and fifth declention, as would be useful in languages that have a form of 'you' that can be used when one is speaking from the Imperial, or Divine, WE in the general direction of mere humanity.

So if you can fix that problem we can move on to LTBALT and use the appropriate token.