My friends, today marks the beginning of a new era.
On Monday my electricians finally installed an outlet behind the toilet in my bathroom. Today I placed an order for the
Toto S300 Washlet. After four years of toilet-envy the house of
tongodeon has closed the toilet gap with the nation of Japan. (I considered the S400 but I couldn't justify spending $500 more for
auto-lid-opening and auto-flush.)
Once the washlet is fully operational there will be a party to celebrate. Mark your calendar, fools.
Me: I just bought a washlet! I will be having a party.
N: What should we eat for the washlet celebration?
Me: Anything you want, 12 hours in advance.
N:
Osekihan may be good. It's food for celebration in japan. Like promotion, success in big exam, first period for girls.