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[tomtomtomtomtom]

I got a $50 ticket for laying down in an empty subway car at 4:50am on a Thursday morning.

LEARN FROM MY SINS, FRIENDS.

Comments

[g0_0n]

were your eyes closed? that is truly retarded

[tomtomtomtomtom]

nope! i was just obstructing seats. those other six people on the train might have wanted to sit next to me. my selfishness is a crime.

[krasnoludek]

surely that claim can easily be shot down in court.

[fiercecupcake]

:[

For some reason, they don't seem to frown on sleeping while sitting up, though.

[krasnoludek]

that'll teach you the perils of wearing hobo-chic fashion.

[tomtomtomtomtom]

you, sir, are under arrest for exposing too much chest hair.

[krasnoludek]

so my virility is a crime now? Well, I thrust my groin in your general area!

[nebyoolae]

Urban Jesus had this problem all the time.

[carte]

lololol sounds like russia

speaking of russia, my sister's friend was in a nearly empty train car and put her handbag on the seat next to her ... and the ticket lady charged her for two seats.