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[tomtomtomtomtom]

I need a bike, so Linda and I went down to the Bike Farm, a bike co-op Zach who works at Bicas told me about. They were closed, but I could still see that the three bikes in the window weren't what I wanted. I called Bicas to see if they had any suggestions where to go. They told me about the Alberta Street Bicycle Community Co-operative

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noice

[jzf_k]

You should borrow the ornithopter (and bring it here :)

[kellenolszewski]

who the hell is this

[missmindy]

I guess this means Portland's Yellow Bike Project never got off the ground.

Also the first paragraph of this read like a mad lib in which you just inserted wacky bike words for all nouns.

[fucktruelove]

WHERE IS MY BIKE BOX - TIM

[tomtomtomtomtom]

TIM through JOYCE'S voice. He's much more mild-mannered than that.

I told Anne-Marie she could use it to send her bike to Monterey. Is that okay? :(

Why the fuck do you think anyone cares about this?

[anonymous]

How self absorbed do you have to be to write this stuff?