How's it going? I found your profile fascinating, particularly when you mentioned zombies...

[tomscud]

... I find this kind thing awkward to write, but as an atheist physics grad student who is obsessed with zombie movies and plays in a metal band in his spare time, I pretty much had to message you based on the great taste I noticed in your profile.

According to OK Cupid's data, the above is the ultimate first-contact message. Use it wisely.

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Comments

[tx_cronopio]

Ah, no wonder I don't date more!

I always forget to mention the dadgummed zombies.

[tomscud]

Gotta say I don't understand how dad-gummed zombies could be at all appealing, but anyway.