Capslock Literature

[tomatocaco]

BEOWULF IN CAPSLOCK

BADASS VIKING GUYS ARE HAVING A PARTY IN A GOLDEN HALL
GRENDEL IS LIKE BITCHES I HATE YOUR MUSIC
*KER-SLAY*
AND THEY'RE LIKE YO BEOWULF THIS SUCKS OUR PARTY IS TRASHED
SO HE TRAVELS A LONG WAYS
AND HE CROSSES A RIVER
BECAUSE HEROES ALWAYS CROSS A RIVER
IT'S LIKE CROSSING OVER INTO ANOTHER REALM OF NOT-NORMAL
SO HE GETS THERE AND HE'S ALL GRENDEL
WTF
YOU'RE SO UGLY
I SLAY YOU
WITH MY SWORD
AND GRENDEL’S LIKE
FUCK MAN I'M TELLING MY MOM
AND THIS BITCH IS LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL YOUR MOM JOKES
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SAY THEM THEY'RE IMPLICIT
EVERYONE'S THINKING IT
AND I GET FUZZY HERE,
BUT HE SAVES THE DAY
AND THERE’S A DRAGON
AND THEN THE KING OF THAT COUNTRY IS LIKE BEOWULF YOU'RE LIKE WAY TOO POPULAR MAN
IT'S CRAMPING MY STYLE. :C
BUT HE'S FUCKING BEOWULF SO HE SAVES THE DAY ANYWAY
THE END