But... I wanna speak with a dead one!

[tollers]

On a local real estate listing site...

"Speak with A LIVE AGENT now!" (emphasis theirs)

Comments

[tigertoy]

I want to speak with an undead agent, darn it!

[tollers]

Exactly... because zombie real estate agents would be so much more fun. Or vampires... except then I could only go see houses at night...

[poltr1]

They call themselves REALTORs -- all caps, but ti's not an acronym. As if there are fake tors running around the place.