Fuck my life

[tolkienkookad]

"I'm getting my wisdom teeth out."

"Oh, it's great, you get to chill out and eat ice cream all day."

FUCK THAT SHIT. You could not have been more wrong, math-class boy

Comments

[leemoyer]

So sorry for your short term sick and sad. Happy your mom wore a hat. But glad to think that your "wisdom" teeth don't grow back.

Hang in there and give a call when you're on the mend.

[macaroniandtuna]

That sucks. Think of it this way: All the suck comes at once, instead of spread out, so when it's over everything'll be better for longer.

[ednoria]

But just think! In only a day or two, your dentists are going to be sick as dogs too, since you probably breathed all over them!

I hope you feel better soon.

[tolkienkookad]

But that's the worst part! I didn't! I breathed all over their laughing gas!

[rrainew]

you win the not-very-coveted award for the most sucks in one day for one person.
all healing your way, hon.

[myarbor]

Wow -- that was the most seriously impressive BAD DAY that I have heard of in a very very long time. Lots of sympathy -- see you a couple weeks.