Bashing The Eclipse

[toldthestars]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: The Twilight Saga is comedic gold. Put those bad boys in the vault with The Horrors of Spider Island and Dante’s Cove (I’m considering penning a cross-over…Edward meets Bro. Glitter meets Baby Oil. It would be epic). For those who don’t want to validate Stephanie Myer’s fanfiction.net-quality writing, I will

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[roxymissrose]

*CRIES LAUGHING*

Sooo...not so much with the sparkly wampeers, eh?

[toldthestars]

Um. Not so much. The only thing scary about boys who sparkle is that where there's excessive amounts of glitter there's also probably some sort of VD as well. They go hand in hand.

[merisunshine36]

HEARTS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES

I so died laughing at § Obviously, hair and make-up for the film was done by someone’s cousin from North Jersey

[toldthestars]

"My gawd, this is the budget for hairspray? Tsh. Well, I'll do what I can with 57 bottles, but I can't promise nothing."

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

Omg, i luff you.

I try not to make *too* much fun, because the Bebe still likes all this mess, but we do talk about how stupid Edward is and how lame the actor is.
*twirls you*

I want the Spike scene, too! Carlisle is fucking annoying.

[toldthestars]

Isn't he though?! Every time his mouth opens I'm like, No. Stop it. You stop that right now. I can kinda sorta get with real fans, as long as they're Team Jacob, because Edward and Bella is just piles of abusive WTFness.

[ichinichinemasu]

Oh my god. How did you manage to accurately portray all of my feelings about this film??? Too funny XD

[toldthestars]

This might be the beginning of an unhealthy obsession with Twilight....and it's profound stupidness.

Can't wait to make a contribution

[anonymous]

Hey - I am certainly delighted to find this. cool job!