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[tokyocentricity]

Holy SHIT, GUYS. HOLY SHIT. This is insane. It's one of those things that you joke about ALL THE TIME, and then, one day, it's not funny anymore. That would be today.

The kids being gone shouldn't worry me - I mean, I didn't hear them leave, and I guess that if it were the zombies, I'd have heard something about it, you know? Zombies aren't

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[noroimustdie]

OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO GO FOR HEADSHOTS AND HEADSHOTS ALONE, ZOMBIES ARE IN ALL TECHNICALITY DEAD AND ARE MADE BY DESTROYING THE HUMAN BRAIN AND SOMEWHAT REPLACING HALF, THUS TAKING OUT THE BRAIN IS THE ONLY WAY

UM UM AND IF YOU HAVE AN UPSTAIRS GO UP THERE, FILL EVERYTHING WITH WATER (BATHS SINKS EVERYTHING) AND DESTROY THE STAIRS, IF NOT THEN DO YOUR BEST TO FORTIFY THE DOOR

AND UM AFTER YOU KILL A ZOMBIE YOU MUST DISPOSE OF THE BODY, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALSO PRETTY DANGEROUS DEAD AND IT'S EASY TO GET INFECTED BY A DEAD ZOMBIE
BURNING THE CORPSES ARE THE BEST WAY

ALSO GRAB A CROWBAR JUST IN CASE, THEY'RE USEFUL FOR HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT AND ALSO ANYTHING THAT THEY'D BE USED FOR NORMALLY

[noroimustdie]

UM ALSO THE MOMENT A ZOMBIE SEES A TARGET IT'LL START MOANING CRAZILY, SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TRAPPED SOMEWHERE SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES GET EARPLUGS READY SO YOU AREN'T DRIVEN INSANE

THE MOANING WILL ATTRACT OTHER ZOMBIES AS WELL SO KILLING ANY THAT START TO WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, THEY'RE SUUUUUPER DANGEROUS IN NUMBERS

[noroimustdie]

BY THE WAY WHERE ARE YOU D:

[noroimustdie]

...Hey, you're mean, I totally believe this crap, you know. D:

[tokyocentricity]

I-I love you. ♥

[noroimustdie]

...No, seriously, in the event of an actual zombie invasion, you DO WHAT I SAID. D: AND YOU LIIIIIIIVE.

[animeshen]

dude, I am like five minutes away from believing you D8