Fourth Wall ⚜ [Voice /Action]

[tofu_furget]

[Another voice is added to the onslaught of chaos, sounding half-asleep and very, very grumpy.]

Come on, how's a guy supposed to get any sleep like this? Isn't new people coming here supposed to be normal or something? [A slight pause, before he adds:] And hasn't anyone around here heard of beauty rest?!

[A few minutes later when it's clear that

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[ voice ] ohai.

[goddamn_butler]

[ Pff. Kids. ]

I believe the leading recommendation would be something along the lines of "earplugs."

[ voice ]

[tofu_furget]

If only it were that easy. See these ears, dude? [He wiggles them a bit.] Trust me, they're not just for show.

[ voice ]

[goddamn_butler]

They rarely are. [ Chatty Alfred is always chatty, idek. ]

[hermastersstar]

I share your pain, little dude.

[tofu_furget]

[Hey, talking dog! This would be pretty weird if he knew this place didn't make that happen.]

Some people just have no respect for the finer things in life.

[hermastersstar]

And proof that increased senses aren't always a gift. [She's glad everyone can hear her here. Staying as a dog makes her feel safer.]

[tofu_furget]

Tell me about it. You know anyone who snores? I can hear my teammate down the hall.

[stealinurwatch]

Beauty rest? Now who needs that?

[tofu_furget]

I do! [Said with complete earnesty.]

[stealinurwatch]

[She gives him a once over before:] I can see your point. Th' nose and cheek bones on ya really need work.

[tofu_furget]

Yeah, I...

[...]

Hey! [Second verse? Same as the first.]

[titango]

[Beauty rest is hard to come by when there's a Robin crouched in your windowsill.]

Now's not the time for that, Beast Boy. Get up.

[tofu_furget]

[Oh, Beast Boy gets up all - well, no. He tries to jump up, gets his ankle tangled in the blankets, and face-plants on the floor with a slightly feminine screech. He props himself up a moment later and stares up at the windowsill with wide eyes.]

ROBIN!

[titango]

[Fine. Make him laugh all of two seconds after he's gotten here. Thanks for ruining an awesome entrance.]

Smooth.

[tofu_furget]

Oh man, am I glad to see you! [Beast Boy frees himself from the blanket and practically flies those two steps towards the windowsill. Leaderrrr ;~;] It's about time, dude!

[bluwingcrusader]

[Have another Dick. This one is in your room, in a dark corner.]

There's no time to sleep right now.

[tofu_furget]

[...what is this. Why is there a person in his room.]

Uh...what are you doing here? [And should he be scared that you're going to eat him?]