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onebluebamf March 26 2011, 21:16:33 UTC
... yeah, pretty lame, huh? Kitty and Ororo did the same thing to me. [But they didn't leave him alone or anything.]

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tofu_furget March 27 2011, 07:53:30 UTC
No kidding. I haven't even gotten a stankball ready yet!

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onebluebamf March 27 2011, 16:36:06 UTC
Yeah, well... what is stankball?

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tofu_furget March 27 2011, 20:07:07 UTC
It's like dodgeball, only better. [This explanation may or may not take on the tone of a commercial.] Tired of regular, boring balls that don't do anything but sting when they hit you? Then imagine every unwashed sock you've ever owned, rolled up into one ball of stank.

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onebluebamf March 28 2011, 03:41:14 UTC
[You know, Kurt is for all kinds of crazy stuff. But this...?]

Wow, man. That sounds pretty gross. You ever play it with a guy called Toad?

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tofu_furget March 28 2011, 04:25:09 UTC
[You just don't know a classy game when you see it.]

Toad? Who the heck is that?

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onebluebamf March 28 2011, 04:27:07 UTC
Someone who smells like he plays stankball all the time.

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tofu_furget March 28 2011, 04:31:42 UTC
Nice. Think he's any good at it?

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onebluebamf March 28 2011, 04:33:37 UTC
[He thinks about Toad. He's the second best acrobat Kurt knows, after himself.]

... actually, yeah. He probably would be.

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tofu_furget March 28 2011, 05:49:12 UTC
No sweat, Kurt my man! With a few pointers from yours truly, you'll be out-stanking that guy in no time flat!

[This is Gar. Gar is assuming things again.]

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onebluebamf March 29 2011, 04:51:50 UTC
Ahh, no thanks, man. I think I have enough 'stank' with all my bamfs.

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tofu_furget March 29 2011, 19:20:18 UTC
[There's a pause of consideration.]

Good point. I'll bet you're already better at it than he is.

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onebluebamf March 30 2011, 17:28:54 UTC
Toad has some pretty sweet moves, but he's got nothing on the fuzzy man.

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tofu_furget March 31 2011, 03:53:22 UTC
Then you're game? [Any possible declinations above did not quite sink in.] Fair warning, dude - I don't go easy on beginners.

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onebluebamf March 31 2011, 03:59:24 UTC
... wait, what? [Kurt didn't sign up for this!]

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tofu_furget March 31 2011, 04:07:10 UTC
[TOO BAD] First rule! The dude with the most socks in the stankball gets first throw. Rule numéro deux, no headshots, unless you really wanna. And lastly, the most important, sacred rule of all - there are no rules.

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