She is short isn't she? She told me she was 5'2 but I know thats a lie. I'm barely 5'3 and I have more than two inches on her. I suspect a plot, and possible crime.
I myself suspect it's a diabolical plan to enhance my self esteem into making me think I'm tall, then placing me next to someone of ridiculous vertical proportions, such as yourself, and smothering all thats left of my dignity and self pride.
Or perhaps, her and a band of midgets will rob a bank in Switzerland. I hear tall people live there.
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you are very random.
one of my cats died
i'm sad
my dad has a kidney infection
I'm amused
cause i don't like my dad.
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asher is sort of like a cat.
im sorry for your loss.
my dad is attempting a mustache.
most people aren't likable.
even less are lickable.
but still, we carry on.
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what sort of crime? did her parents give her growth hormone inhibitors? or just feed her lots of coffee?
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Or perhaps, her and a band of midgets will rob a bank in Switzerland. I hear tall people live there.
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it revolves around me.
who else would be in her band?
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i do, but i don't check it.
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i am failing.
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