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toddknife

Listen up!

Apr 21, 2005 08:55

I'm making an entry so people can say words.

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myjournalname April 21 2005, 14:11:05 UTC

youre fat

Hide the bag! I think my mom's home! toddknife April 21 2005, 18:09:47 UTC

My TITZ have been getting nice and plump, but I think it's from all of the GANJ I've been blazing with your bro.

Re: Hide the bag! I think my mom's home! myjournalname April 21 2005, 20:23:06 UTC

yesterday my mom yelled at me for farting on him. i am clearly hotter than heather graham

deathtopretzels April 21 2005, 14:49:02 UTC

you like to suck the cock

deathtopretzels April 21 2005, 14:50:09 UTC

one more thing. she ^ looks like she either a) just swallowed a bug or b)is very scared/lonely

Philistine! toddknife April 21 2005, 18:11:54 UTC

Looking at that picture makes my stomach hurt.

handingoutchops April 21 2005, 15:23:10 UTC

punxishippies

toddknife April 21 2005, 18:18:16 UTC

Kill trend thrash?

handingoutchops April 22 2005, 01:20:15 UTC

is that also a gism reference or just a jellyroll rockheads reference

Correct answer was "yes please." toddknife April 22 2005, 02:29:08 UTC

Jellyroll Rockheads reference in response to your G.I.S.M. reference. It could be a G.I.S.M. reference, too, I suppose; can't understand a word dude says.

Todd patrickhajduch April 21 2005, 15:27:19 UTC

You grew yourself a pretty nice pair of tits, like my man Richard Speck

Side anecdote:

I was at a bar with Bones and Michael, and we were playing Pictionary. My clue was "speck." So, I drew a bunch of dead nurses, and a dude with a knife, and a guy in jail with tits. Nobody got it.

I started screaming:

"FUCK YOU. SPECK. WORST CLUE EVER. I DREW RICHARD SPECK, HE MURDERED NINE NURSES AND THEN HE WENT TO JAIL AND TOOK HORMONE TREATMENTS AND GREW TITS. FUCK YOU. RICHARD FUCKING SPECK."

Next to me was a table of around eight people, guys and girls, and they were just staring at me, terrified. It was awesome.

Re: Todd toddknife April 21 2005, 18:16:01 UTC

Actually, my tits look strangely small in that picture. It's still the hottest one of me ever.

Also, although I don't think I would have gotten your clue, I totally know what you're talking about because I read pretty much all of crimelibrary.com or whatever my senior year of high school.

brutalpoppunk April 21 2005, 16:47:47 UTC

she is a horrible actress and she is not hot.

nice try real big.

toddknife April 21 2005, 18:12:21 UTC

Die in a grease fire.