Your future, mole drainer

[todayiamadaisy]

My old work had a spam filter that provided a list of quarantined emails, so you could go through them and pick out any real ones. While I was there last year, I collected the best subject lines to use as my headings in the post-Cartland era. Today's is one of my favourites. It raises so many questions. Mostly variants on: What does it mean?

Comments

[emma2403]

Omg :D :D :D about your new headings system, lol.

[todayiamadaisy]

There are some really good ones to come. :-)

[mouse]

I love your idea for headlines! No idea what this one could possibly mean :)

[todayiamadaisy]

There are some corkers coming up. :-)