♚ o29 -- the ic drunk meme

[ivrognes]

Let's face it: you've been here before. Or maybe you haven't. Tonight, though, something's different. For one thing, they didn't card you at the door. For another, you've never felt quite this buzzed in quite this way. Whatever's in your glass, it's different. Good different, or bad different? Who can say? It's really all up to you...

The IC Drunk

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[verily_ergo]

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[camerapins]

[Passed out sitting at the bar. Might want to make sure he's okay.]

LOL this should be good

[verily_ergo]

[He recognizes that beanie and that stubble, and that ridiculous camera pin.

Miles inches over to him and prods him in the side, hoping nothing is particularly wrong with Phoenix other than that he's passed out.]

... Wright. Wright.

[camerapins]

[He doesn't budge.

Don't worry, he's still breathing. Actually, he looks kind of flushed. Someone got into more than grape juice apparently.]

[verily_ergo]

... Wright?

[Miles checks to see if he's still breathing--and lo, he is! As a precaution he checks Phoenix's pulse also, feeling very awkward while he presses his fingers against his friend's neck.]

... Phoenix. You're a fool. [He tries to lightly shake Phoenix awake by his shoulder.]

[camerapins]

[Apparently being touched on the neck is what he needed to wake him up. He stirs, groaning a bit. Augh, his head hurts.]

Mmmm who'sere?

[verily_ergo]

[Miles withdraws almost immediately. It's moving.]

It's Edgeworth. You've passed out.

[camerapins]

[Phoenix sits up and looks around a little. Oh there he is.]

Hi. Got any aspirin?

[verily_ergo]

It's good to see you as well. No, I don't. You need to go home.

[camerapins]

Mmmm...

[He doesn't protest but he also doesn't move. Maybe once the floor stops swaying.]

[verily_ergo]

Phoenix, I am going to call you a cab.

[Miles tugs out a cell phone and makes the necessary call, regardless of what Phoenix might have to say on the matter.]

[camerapins]

[Normally he'd protest or at least have a witty comeback, but instead he just rests his head against the bar top. With a loud thump.]

[verily_ergo]

[Miles closes his cell phone.] It will arrive in twenty minutes.

[Miles jostles Phoenix's shoulder. When he speaks, his voice is soft but very firm.] Wright. You need to wake up.

[camerapins]

...sorry.

[Apologizing? He must be drunk.]

[verily_ergo]

... [Wait, what?]

Don't be ridiculous. You haven't done anything that merits an apology.

[camerapins]

[Phoenix shakes his head and doesn't answer.]