The Hillbilly Stone Age is BORING and has a horrifying lack of porn.

[tnmisery]

So I drove an HOUR to the only decent wi-fi hotspot I'm aware of just to tell y'all I'm not dead and miss you bitches very, VERY VERY MUCH OMFG.
RL?  OVERRATED.  Or maybe that's just my RL, which is full of boring, whinebag, jacktard psychos IN THE BAD WAY.  I want you guys back!  I need my good, fun sensible crazy bitches.  GAH.  SOON.  I'M

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[sockmonkeyhere]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH IT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED IN WORDS. I'D NEED SOME FREAKY ASTROPHYSICIST WITH A RATTY BEARD AND WONKY EYES SCRIBBLING MAD EQUATIONS TO EVEN BEGIN TO GRASP IT.

AND OUR LOVE FOR YOU REQUIRES TWO DINERS WITH DOG HEADS IN A BUSY RESTAURANT. ENJOY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDXOzyGlJdg

*clasps you to our collective bosom*

[petzipellepingo]

Eeeee! "tackles and you and huggles you"

I miss you!!

[bibliotech]

LOVES OMG

[pandora_nervosa]

Miss you too, sweetie! Come back! LJ needs someone as insane as I am or the balance shifts and shit happens!

[txvoodoo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WILD WOMAN, YOU.