Comments | tnmisery: Update. Yes, it is weird, blabbery and more than half crazy.

tnmisery

Update. Yes, it is weird, blabbery and more than half crazy.

Aug 16, 2010 22:41

Alright, I should have updated sooner, but posting from work just sucks. The twisted evil permeating the damn place addles my mind and sucks my will to live. Normal for work - not normal for lj updates. I'm on speaking terms with Middle Sister and am stealing pc time.

So. I currently live with my parents. Hey! Argentina! CRY FOR MY PATHETIC ( Read more... )

crazy tag abuse, mommy dearest, scary, crazy train, warm weather is a hell of a drug, selling my sister to the circus, random crap, tears of blood, emo poetry threats, wtf?, blathering, i hate everything, assface boss, i'd prefer a zombie apocalypse, i'm a dumbass, brb-rl attack

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txvoodoo August 17 2010, 05:31:16 UTC

Girl, get yourself an iphone or some smartphone so you could get back online!

Blackberries are cheap, and work!

tnmisery August 18 2010, 23:09:31 UTC

Get this.
When we were working out of the basement? Work bought a laptop and LET ME KEEP IT. Yeah, I should say nice things about the bosses for that, but fuck those assholes. I deserved that mofo. It makes up for all the overtime I'm never going to get paid.

So, now I HAVE TO get some kind of service or I'll literally DIE. Dial-up and dish are the only other options and I'd rather have nothing. Really. Can you fucking imagine how constantly infuriated I'd be? My head would just blow fucking off from rage.

I need to hurry the hell up, because I know nothing. NOTHING! Cure for cancer, invaded and pwned by China, Joss makes every single fan happy...seriously. These things could have happened and I would not know.

txvoodoo August 18 2010, 23:25:36 UTC

well, US combat troops just left Iraq, republicans are even more whackadoodle than ever, and someone who claimed the Constitution doesn't cover unenumerated rights told me that *I* lack reading comprehension.

tnmisery August 19 2010, 23:11:49 UTC

I bet that person's favorite right is "Honor the Sabbath Day and keep it holy." SRSLY. I mean, c'mon! "War Pigs" and "Paranoid" are badass, massively influential songs!

You just don't get it, dude. When Moses broke the Constitution, Thomas Jefferson didn't super-glue it back together just so we could pull a Roosevelt and gay it up with the pansy-ass sequins and glitter of actual equality. Sheesh.

They will have to pry this ginormo sized Red Bull I'm drinking from my cold, dead fingers. Now I'm gonna DRIVE A CAR! WOOO-HOOOO! I SHOULD BUY ANOTHER 50 OF THESE, A CASE OF GREEN-DEATH FLAVOR NYQUIL AND POST FOR 72 CONSECUTIVE HOURS.

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petzipellepingo August 17 2010, 08:22:18 UTC

I was just thinking about you this weekend and wondering how you were.

Get a phone asap and come back!

tnmisery August 18 2010, 23:14:48 UTC

The first thing that came to mind that would make you think of me? A giant tractor trailer full of peanut butter overturning on the interstate and bringing traffic to its knees.

Mwahahaha. I was telling Voodoo up there that work let me keep the NEW LAPTOP bought during the exile in the basement.
*weeps*
I NEED DECENT SERVICE AND AM BEING DENIED ACCESS BECAUSE I'M A HILLBILLY, WOE.

bibliotech August 18 2010, 03:03:55 UTC

COME BACK. RIGHT NOW.

tnmisery August 18 2010, 23:22:39 UTC

GODDAMN CONSPIRACIES AGAINST HILLBILLIES ARE KEEPING ME AWAY.

I'm comin' back, oh fuck yes, and it's not going to be on any shitty dial-up. I will get the good service. I may have to get on the roof and build a 1,000 foot tower made of coat hangers, duct tape and stolen car parts, but the intertubes WILL BE MINE.

kats_meow August 21 2010, 03:34:15 UTC

So glad to see you back, honey pie. Now go skidaddle and piggyback on some unsuspecting tick's unprotected interweb connection, huh?