PUPPEHS!

[tnmisery]

I GOT VIRTUAL PUPPIES!  NOM-NOM-NOM PUPPEH BEHWIES!!!  That would be "bellies" for those that don't speak baby animal.

THANK YOU!  Consider yourself welcome inside my fortified compound.

Puppies=baby animals=otter icon=recent argument at work defending the inherent adorableness of otters=conversation about killer whales being awesome=blah-blah-blah

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[sockmonkeyhere]

I found the most amazing part to be the Badass HBIC teaching the ANYKMBW's to go against every instinct telling them to never go near the shore. Know that really fucking scary move they do where they build up speed and slide up on the beach in order to grab the unsuspecting Adorable Thing Soon To Be Eaten? Yeah, that's the product of GENERATIONS OF TRAINING after one Crazy Whale figured out, "Hey, I could get myself beached and die, but FUCK IT, SEALS ARE DELICIOUS".

How cool! Squirrels evidently use that same training technique, to teach their Adorable Not Yet Road Kill Baby Squirrels to go against every instinct telling them to never go near the highway. Know that really fucking scary move they do where they build up speed and dart into the path of a car in order to pivot back and forth while the car tries to dodge them? That's the product of generations of training after one Crazy Squirrel figured out, "Hey, I could get myself flattened into a sail bunny, but FUCK IT, I WANT TO BE A SAIL BUNNY!" :D

[tnmisery]

Bwahahaha, you fucker. :D

Fucking crazy-ass squirrels. I don't even try anymore. I'm like the Grim Reaper for squirrels. Those furry little idiots wanna go to the sweet, nutty hereafter? I'LL DELIVER THEM.

[zelost_mind]

Killer whales are complete bastards! They have no moral compass whatsoever, ahaha. That is true though, I have seen documentaries where the killer whales go after sharks and dolphins and other whales. They are soooooo impolite (and scary!).

I guess they came by their name honestly.

[tnmisery]

THEY ARE BASTARDS! They're, like, THE SERIAL KILLERS OF THE SEA.

Sharks are all scary and murderous and shit, but seem like aimless eating machines.

Killer whales, on the other damn hand, are like Hannibal Lecter.