Comments | tnmisery: I'm about to pull a Dawn

tnmisery

I'm about to pull a Dawn

Feb 15, 2010 18:31

If my harpy sister does not lay off me, I'm gonna start shrieking.

It's the Monday "OMFG, IT'S SO MESSY, WE MUST CLEAN EVERYTHING I TRASHED AND THREW ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS WEEKEND AND YOU WILL DO IT WHILE I WHINE AND MOAN AND DO NOTHING PRODUCTIVE" fest.

( rant first, clean second. )

die bitch die, bitching, ranty pants

Comments 4

petzipellepingo February 16 2010, 00:58:46 UTC

No jury in the world would convict you...

tnmisery February 16 2010, 02:13:47 UTC

No they would not. I could even withhold the violence.

Is tying someone to a chair considered violent? I never know.

txvoodoo February 16 2010, 02:09:03 UTC

Write down every task AS you do it. Take pic before and after ;)

Visual proof!

tnmisery February 16 2010, 02:29:49 UTC

I should! Ungh, you should have seen that bathroom after a weekend of her in a psychotic frenzy of getting ready for work. BLARGH.

I'm done now, but I channeled my inner 14 year old girl the entire time. RE: Clutter - "That basket on the table is the fucking ugliest thing I've ever seen. Did you honestly put that there on purpose?" and "Did you make that flower arrangement? I HATE IT."

OMFG, CHECK THIS OUT. She acts like I bought my old vacuum for the purpose of torturing her when she does the near insurmountable task, WOE, of vacuuming the area rug. I got it first this time? Within one minute I found the GIGANTIC PLUG OF CAT AND HUMAN HAIR that was causing her a problem. User error with a fucking vacuum cleaner? Don't think I let that shit go without smartass commentary.

Inner 14 year old. I can do it when provoked. Muahahaahaaaaa...