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[tnmisery]

That's my plan for 2010.  WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?  I recommend everyone watch Big Trouble In Little China over 50 times (as I have) and keep this group of quotes on hand.  Let Jack be our guide in these uncertain and difficult times.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the

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[thedabara_cds]

It's minus 7 here right now. I've spent the entire day in my jammies, and I just made french toast for dinner. Fuck if I'm going out there for anything. I may stay in until spring.

[tnmisery]

That sounds like the most sane plan in the universe.

I just put blankets up over the door and windows in the tv room, because THIS IS BULLSHIT. I've got on fingerless gloves, insulated socks, a tee shirt, thermal and flannel jammies. Screw a bunch of this noise. I'm gonna go kidnap a neighbor just to cuddle my frozen ass.

All this and I've only been dealing with temps in the teens. If I had minus 7, I might just go on and LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE.

[txvoodoo]

and once again, I have to remind you - the green-eyed Chinese girl? My friend from high school. Yup. Sue Pai/Suzee Pie/other names. Also penthouse centerfold.

[tnmisery]

Ahahahaha. 6 Degrees, man! WEIRD. Am I making it up, or did you say she was a pretty decent chick?

I wonder if she'll be at the reunion? I'd go for that alone.

[txvoodoo]

She was really nice, seriously. Not brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but not stupid.

Here's a mostly-SFW pic from her Penthouse: http://sparklies.org/~lisa/misc/spai/2.jpg