Comments | tnmisery: OMFG, my cat needs to go to Girls Town

tnmisery

OMFG, my cat needs to go to Girls Town

Nov 06, 2009 20:21

Without even getting into catching her whoring at the neighbors, I'll get into her being sneaky. She's patented a move.

( cat blah blah i'm so bored blah blah )

funny, blathering, i'm a dumbass, cat spam

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thedabara_cds November 7 2009, 03:46:26 UTC

One of my cats does the exact same stealthy lap-stealing - only he usually does it when the African Grey parrot is on my knee. He cannot see me petting an animal that isn't him without doing something about it.

tnmisery November 7 2009, 04:54:26 UTC

I'll give them this. It beats the cats I've had that jump on TOP OF other cats in my lap and start a giant, whirling ball of fur,hissing and claws. I LOVE how a cat will try and get traction for escape by digging the claws into my thighs.

thedabara_cds November 7 2009, 13:55:35 UTC

My cats have seen the parrots on my shoulders so often that sometimes when they are on top of a bookcase or something and I walk by they jump onto my shoulders and want to curl around my shoulders like a fur scarf and get pet. And if I bend over or move too quick they dig their claws into my shoulders and back!

petzipellepingo November 7 2009, 09:26:37 UTC

Cats - can't live with them, can't live without them.

sockmonkeyhere November 8 2009, 23:43:07 UTC

Bwahaha, Stealth Ginger! One of my cats pulled some similar shit the other day, only not as cute. She hopped onto the bed with me and sat down while I was watching TV, and when I looked over at her she had a mouse's ass and tail hanging out of her mouth. I assumed it was dead and said, "Eat that somewhere else." So she spit the mouse out. On my bed. And surprise, the mouse was alive and unharmed, despite having spent at least a full minute with its head and torso inside a cat's mouth. It ran across my lap and down the covers and disappeared under the dust ruffle. I just stared at the cat and said "Thanks a lot." XD