"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"

[tmctazz]

OMG Someone wrote a song all about me!!! Thanks Joe Nichols (even though you're country)!

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE

Comments

[sheridan_apple]

tasha, i feel as though u have become a raging alcoholic. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!