Round 20 - Quote Me

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Prompt: Quote Me - In the spirit of the old Quote Challenges, we're offering a new variation for this round. Pick one (1) of the following three quotes and incorporate it into a short 100-200 word ficlet. Let's see what you've got!

1. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
2. If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere. - Marilyn Monroe.
3. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Rules:
~* One (1) entry per person.
~* Please indicate Title, Character, Rating in the subject line of your entry.
~* Entries MUST be between 100-200 words long.
~* All entries should be kept anonymous until after voting has ended.
~* Enter by commenting to this entry.

Deadline: May 31, 2011 around 8PM EST

Once this challenge ends, a Summer Seasonal Challenge will begin with prompt tables available both for fic and icons.