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[tiptoe39]

I wanted to do this ages ago. Doing it now, with the caveat that anyone can answer anyone's prompts. Just to open it up. Because people doing comment fic in my LJ makes me happee.

THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.

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[mulder200]

Dean/Castiel Castiel the By The Books Cop and Dean the Mystery Writer who Follows No Rules

so Castiel as a misspelling of Castle then?

[tiptoe39]

"No, wait, so what if you wait outside the guy's apartment and then pretend to be working for the other guy and then he'll tell you what he thinks the other guy already knows..."

"Dean," Castiel says, hiding his face in his hands, "that is not how police procedure works."

"But it's how it should work," Dean says, and maybe in his secret heart of hearts Castiel kind of agrees with him.

Re: so Castiel as a misspelling of Castle then?

[mulder200]

YES! PERFECTION!

This is EXACTLY what I had in mind!

[pandionpandeus]

Dean/Castiel or Sam/Gabriel (or both, lol), the angels are werecats.

And now I will go and take you up on that 'anyone can answer anyone's prompt' thing. :3

and what do I know about werecats? nothing.

[tiptoe39]

Sam had heard about it from Dean, but he'd never seen it himself before this moment -- the stretching out of limbs, the movement of bone and muscle, the growth of hair. Gabriel arched, mewled to the full moon, and Sam's blood pumped fast through his veins. He was fascinated, and all he wanted to do was reach out and run his hands over the sleek fur of the creature who had a moment ago been fully human.

you know enought o make me go eeeee

[pandionpandeus]

Eeeeeeeee <3<3<3

I love it. Thank you, bb! *smish*

[zekkass]

AU wherein Gabriel owns a candy shop. \o/

[pandionpandeus]

Gabriel calls it 'Heaven and Hell: Pastries and Sweets' and names each of the items he makes accordingly. The usual suspects, of course, Angel Food Cake and Devil's Food Cake, but also Ether Eclairs, Crossroads Cakes, Sinfully Sweet Rolls, Sky Souffles, Ambrosia, Jehovah Jellies, Satanic Strudels, Fallen Angel Fritters and Heavenly Halvah, to name a few. And if the number of each pastry or sweet sold doesn't match the number gone from the rack at the end of the day...well, that's between him and the accounting.

[zekkass]

*snickers* Aw, Gabriel. :3 I love those names!

[pandionpandeus]

Gabriel would either be awesome or terrible at owning a sweets shop. XD

[cashay]

Sam/Lucifer/Michael/Adam - the strangest persons Sam ever shared a flat with.

[tiptoe39]

He was fairly sure Lucifer and Michael were hopelessly in love but refused to admit it, and as much as Sam didn't want to be living through an episode of 90210, he really couldn't help hoping they'd stop fighting and just fuck already (hopefully getting a hotel, or being very discreet if they were going to use the bedroom next door). Which left Adam as the guy Sam ended up talking to, but Adam was a surly little bitch and tended to give Sam dirty looks for no good reason at all. And then there was the night when they all got drunk, and Michael started hitting on Adam, and Lucifer started hitting on Sam, and the whole thing felt vaguely incestuous in a way Sam didn't think he'd ever be able to free himself from, no matter how hard he tried.

[cashay]

You are awesome :D I Love this *snicker*

[sparseparsley]

Fun!

Jared/Misha, one of them is a trucker, the other is hitch-hiking.

[pandionpandeus]

"So, where you headed?" Jared asks nearly two hours after picking the guy up.

Misha--Jared doubts that's a real name, but he doesn't have anything else to call the guy--grins at him and shrugs, saying, "Wherever we are when you find out I've spent the last thirty minutes daydreaming about blowing you, I suppose."

Jared nearly veers into the other lane, he startles so bad, but he gets the eighteen-wheeler steadied and takes a moment to just breathe--and adjust his pants--before turning to Misha and complaining, "You couldn't have told me that back at the truck stop where there was a bathroom?"

[tiptoe39]

dayumn I wanted this one!! fucking snooze i lose XDDDD this is awesome :D nghnghhn.

[pandionpandeus]

I would love to see your take on this! And more fic is always awesome! XD

Thank you! <3