What I saw on the brandy.

Nov 09, 2010 20:59

I got some egg nog the other night, and I bought a bottle of brandy to put in it. Since it's just to add to my nog, I figured it didn't have to be particularly fancy stuff. So I got E & J, the plain, no-frills brandy made by Gallo, my hometown crew.

I made the mistake tonight of reading the copy on the back label. Here's what it says:

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idasusan November 10 2010, 03:52:02 UTC
But it's full and natural!

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helloheather November 10 2010, 14:50:04 UTC
OMG, so so so so hilarious. I read this this morning and LITERALLY laughed out loud. For reals, yo. Hilarious.

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cleversticks November 10 2010, 18:38:47 UTC
"We also attach an iPod to each barrel with Brandy on repeat, so it's more brandyish."

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gablog2 November 10 2010, 22:19:12 UTC
I love it.
Yes, reading the labels of things is risky.
Today I found a statement on my bag of tortilla chips that they are "Extra spicy and mild."

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backrowbass November 11 2010, 15:59:46 UTC
That has the distinct sound of a statement written by a committee.

Like a synod, for instance.

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