[#016] "I bought my wife..."

[tinyangl]

"...two presents for Christmas. Shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."

i. That was the cap to the Craig Ferguson show I saw today. *_____________* Well, actually, the cap to the show was him dancing to Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again." But at the start of the show, he said his dream was to tell this one

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[yararanger]

UWAAAA it sounds like you really had an awesome time! XD I laughed so much at the first line of this entry XD and this dramatis personae sounds really interesting *-* I'll keep an eye out in case there happens to be a performance close by on my side of the pond. ♥!

[tinyangl]

it really was so awesome! I'm so happy he came to New York!!! ♥♥ And wasn't that joke AWESOME? i loved it! perfect cap to a perfect show. <33333 and omg, that play really was awesome!!! i hope it'll actually show somewhere else. <3333

[4_03_am]

a;skldka;lskd;asd now i feel my life will remain incomplete till i've seen ferguson dancing to britney spears oh god

MUST GET MYSELF TO HIS NEXT AVAILABLE NYC SHOW

[tinyangl]

I'M SURE IT'S SOMEWHERE ON YOUTUBE, but man it is WORTH IT TO SEE IT IN PERSON. IF HE'S IN NEW YORK AGAIN, I WILL TOTALLY BE THERE NEAR THE FRONT ROW. *_______________*