Lilybugs & Kit: This is what happens when school is out and I'm left to my own devices for the afternoon. I have a present for you two. It's here:

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Hope you like it :)

I put "Mrs. Robinson" on my name tag at work tonight--nobody understood. It made me sad, and also kept me fairly amused for the most of the night. I like having meaningless secrets that can keep my amused ( Read more... )

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This is absolutely hilarious. My sister sent it to me and I laughed forever...all of them are so, SO true. So ridiculously true. I bolded the ones that I find eerily accurate, with some comments from yours truly. The peanut gallery.

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Hi. I hate it when people talk really loud in a computer lab, when other people are trying work(ortypeoutupdatestotheironlinejournal.) Especially when said people are talking the disgusting, nails-on-chalkboard language that is Frenglish. Saying shit like "C'est full-hot" or "c'est fou-hot" or "check ca, astis! C'est genre....full-hot!" doesn't ( Read more... )

My treadmill went kablooey. Just when I was singing it's praises and claiming how it's the best damn hunk of anything I've ever bought, it goes spastic and decides it hates me. I was getting error codes all across the display screen, and the manual made it quite clear to call Pacemaster as soon as an error code of any kind appears. They're sending ( Read more... )

Christmas is almost here. And you know what that means....:

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I'm extraordinarily giddy today, when perhaps I shouldn't be. Lots of exams and finals and papers and presentations due quite soon, as in next week, but still. Next week is the last week of the semester, which means I am one absolutely electrifyingly ecstatic little girl. I have this insanely long exam on Friday, analyzing Genesis 1-9 and it's ( Read more... )

My treadmill started rattling, it's disturbing. It's just the little plastic piece on the frame that came loose and is whacking against, well, the frame, but it's still nerve racking. I'm on the thing for an hour and a half a day and all I hear is WHACK WHACK WHACK ( Read more... )

Work always amuses me to great lengths--sometimes I find great, nearly sadistic joy in dealing with the public. They can be so unbearable at time, but even at that, when you're actively speaking to over 1000 people a day, you develop an interest in them. In their story, because they all have a few. There was a man who walked up to my cash today, ( Read more... )