Would you really give me a taco, or are you going to be rude and offer it then say something like, "Ha, ha! You don't get a taco! This is my RETARDED revenge!" Because, you know, that would be breaking our truce. And yes, I would like a taco.
Oh, good! Then I suppose we should meet up somewhere. In front of Rick's residence would work well! Remember: If you decide not to show up, give me a bad taco, or do anything else to wound me mentally or physically, you owe me thirty-five dollars, and I will bludgeon you liberally with a blunt object!
Hello, Rick! I hope you're feeling better! Hmmm! If I recall correctly, eighteen (WHICH IS HOW OLD I AM), you see, is the age I am legally allowed to place bets on both tracks and off-track operations. Do try and not exert yourself! Feel better!
Really, honestly Rick, this is much like the Superbowl. Think of it that way. AND WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU TELL AT HER MORE OFTEN? She mocks me because of my race and she's really rude and we dueled and she was supposed to never talk to me again and she did and I am this close to breaking because of I've got that stupid bitch crazy woman on my case and also I did something really bad and you've been in Turkey and I can't really talk to my father because he'll think I'm crazy and I understand that you were imprisoned and all, which makes me feel really horrible, but I feel very lonely and that is not your fault, please be careful next time you travel out of the country.
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A taco? Why are you offering me a taco?
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Because I have tacos.
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Would you really give me a taco, or are you going to be rude and offer it then say something like, "Ha, ha! You don't get a taco! This is my RETARDED revenge!" Because, you know, that would be breaking our truce. And yes, I would like a taco.
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WELL THANKS FOR RUINING MY PLANS. Yeah, of course you can have a taco.
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See you in thirty minutes, then!
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It's fine. Take your time getting home. Feel better.
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