River Run and Minoriteam

[tinpatches]

So you know what happens this week (along with shitty papers and midterms)? I find out what house I'm in next year. For those who are familiar with Harry Potter, imagine it being like the sorting hat. They stole that from us. Well, okay, JK Rowling stole that from Oxford and Camridge, and so did we. But Yale probably stole it form us. Those bitches

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[kindofblue78]

pat, i just found your myspace, and I'm disappointed.

apparently you've gone emo on us...emo and gay (they are one and the same)

you aren't sam spade, you're pat chezznut. you're not fooling anyone. And what's with the emo picture? I seriously consider that you consult collegehumor.com's guide to emo photographs before punching yourself in the balls for this grave error.

link as follows:
http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/1671561/

[tinpatches]

Yes, I got bored a few months ago and decided to make one. And I like it, bitches.

But that is totally not an emo shot! First of all, don't even try to act like you weren't turned on by my square jaw and muscular build. Secondly, my roommate took a photography class last semester. His final project involved a series of portraits, and that was one of 'em. In my opinion, it's kind of cool. Oh, and thirdly, Pat Chesnut, in my opinion, is a pretty sweet name for a private eye. Even better than Philip Marlowe, and he's one of the icons of the genre.

So, in sum, suck it. Just suck it.

p.s. I still love you

[kindofblue78]

You're right on one account: Pat Chesnut is a sweet name for a private eye. Sam Spade is a good name for a gay pornstar.

p.s. I love you too, pat

Ehsan

[anonymous]

Haha, chesnut has a myspace... the world is ending!

Ehsan

[anonymous]

Oh, and in case I didn't make it clear...

Myspace sucks. :)

Delete your account pat. rejoin the light.

[theraputic_hand]

Hey Pat! This is John Gibson. Someone said this was your LJ, so I thought I'd check it out.

[tinpatches]

Cool.