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[tinminiskirt]

Yanno, you'd think after twelve straight hours I'd get tired of it, but no.

So did everybody go and have kids but me and Dex? I mean...seriously, what's up with that? Little fuckers....

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[driflooning]

[tinminiskirt]

Awwww...cute little balloon...thing.

God, am I hammered.

[driflooning]

Floon!

[voice]

[tinminiskirt]

[giggle]

I can make you a child if you REALLLY want xD

[miss_misa_misa]

MISA MISA HAS A DAUGHTER AND A SON! TWINS!

no, it's okay. i don't really like spawns. DX

[tinminiskirt]

Yeah, I met the daughter. She was a real piece of work, Mimzy-bell.

D: Uh oh!

[miss_misa_misa]

I think she's adorable!

sorry. DD:

[tinminiskirt]

Meh. Whatever keeps your ship in the sky, right?

[sileo_calamitas]

Why are you with Uncle Dex?

[tinminiskirt]

Excuse me? I'm his girlfriend, why else?

[sileo_calamitas]

Uncle Dex. Does not have a girlfriend.

[tinminiskirt]

Then what does he have?

[voice]

[church_jr]

...

Don't fucking call my parents that.

...

Nooo! I'm sorry! I did not mean that!

Re: [voice]

[tinminiskirt]

I wasn't calling your parents that, I was calling you - you know what, fuck it. Might as well go along or whatever the hell...

Hey, little Church. You got a name?

[voice]

[church_jr]

Well don't fucking call me that, bitch!

...

Noo! Sorry! I didn't mean that either! Zachary...or Zack...

Re: [voice]

[tinminiskirt]

...yeah. Zackie. Nice to meet you or something. 'm Ash.

[rem_amane]

You have a brat actually.

[tinminiskirt]

What.

[rem_amane]

Read. You'll find it comes in handy, Auntie Ash.

[tinminiskirt]

I-

Have a kid?

...I need another drink.