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[tinminiskirt]

Sarge. Before you start calling me 'missy' or whatever the hell, I'd just like to remind you that you're a plain old sergeant. That puts you a peg above corporal and one below staff sergeant. I'm gunnery chief. That puts me above staff sergeant, below master sergeant.

So mind your manners, because I outrank you. Get it? Got it? Good.

And if we're

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[sargent_red]

And before you start yapping on about how much higher you are from me in what goddamn place you came from. When you are on Red Team you are below me. Got it? Good! I wont have any more of your yippity yap yap!

Where the hell do you think I've been! I got so much, it nearly brings a tear to my eye.

[tinminiskirt]

'Yippity yap yap?' Hm. I figured it was worth a try, at any rate.

You know I would have come to help you if you'd told me you were going...whatever.

Want to get started building the thing, then? No time like the present.

[sargent_red]

Exactly! Where people yabber on about nothing in particular! You are Grif make a great couple so far!! Apart from I like you and I don't like him!

I can handle things myself!

Great! We can start on the Engine!

[tinminiskirt]

M'kay. I think there might have been a compliment in there somewhere, so - yeah. You're sort of okay, too.

I'll keep that in mind. Just thought I'd offer.

Sounds good. Just tell me what to do.

[rutilus_iocus]

There's a fight? Wicked~

[tinminiskirt]

I know, right? I'd make popcorn if I had any.

Does Ash want to eat the candy and be affected by their prank?

[rutilus_iocus]

This is my sorta place. I can get used to it here.

I can bring you some candy from the bakery~!

hm, what would this prank involve?

[tinminiskirt]

Y'know, I'd take you up on that, but I was always taught not to take candy from strangers.

[gamerheart]

Tucker vs Church?

I gotta fuckin' see this.

[tinminiskirt]

Yep! It'll be like Freddy vs. Jason. But about five times better, because Freddy never cried when Jason beat the crap out of him.

[miss_misa_misa]

Make a what?

Uh- Sure...Misa can do that for her...

[tinminiskirt]

...yeah, I don't know either. She just asked me to ask you, so I am.

Thanks. It's appreciated.

[miss_misa_misa]

Riiiiiight-

This is the strangest thing Misa-Misa has had to make!

Ever!

Also- no pay~ It's okies, I'll make it for free. It's nearly done anyway.

[tinminiskirt]

Sis makes us all reach for new heights of strangenss. It's her job.

You sure? Great.

[sexyincyan]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVEN DO.

[tinminiskirt]

PERVED ON TEX, APPARENTLY.

WE HAVE BAND-AIDS AND DISINFECTANT AND STUFF. SO WHEN CHURCH FINISHES THRASHING YOU, YOU SHOULD PICK UP YOUR TEETH AND COME OVER HERE.

ALSO. STOP SHOUTING.

light bulb goes ding nao

[sexyincyan]

Yeah, I fucking know better. This is some sort of fucking retarded joke that someone thought up to piss off Church and Tex both.

Seriously. What the fuck is it with people making up stupid shit to try and get me shot the fuck up? I'm goddamn sick of it. Church said someone wrote bow chicka bow wow on it, and there're only so many fucking people that I say that around. So someone in... wait.

There's no way in hell it was Caboose. He's not that smart. It sure as hell wasn't anyone else living here.

............... Grif. Oh, Grif, you stupid mother fucker.

ash is like D: OH C'MON. WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART.

[tinminiskirt]

Well, you're kind of a convenient target. No offense or anything.

........please don't murder him.