Every episode of House, summarized:

[tinkerer]

From MetaFilterReally, how hard could this be

Comments

[kinra]

AHhh, thanks, that will tide me over until after the writers' strike.

(Actually, with this post, who needs writers? Just turn it into a Madlib.)

[starfishchick]

Yes, kind of, but ... where is my hilarious House/Wilson interplay?

And there is NO description of Cuddy's boobs. Bah.